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Memoirs of the Bored Board | Chapter Two: Yukon Ho?

-Ash's house, Scotland, 5:00 am-

Sparrow: *Mutters* Dumb ol' O'Neil an' his coffee... Keep me up all night...

Painting: ...

Sparrow: My Spidey Senses are tingling! There's a bright red person around here, I know it!

Painting: No there's not. And you don't -have- Spidey Senses, Ash.

Sparrow: Hi Storme... And maybe I do... *Shifty eyes*

Painting-Storme: Dammit! I need to take some classes on Lurking from Ganny or something...

Sparrow: Of course you do...

Storme: Thanks. *Disappears in a flash of bright red!!*

Sparrow: *Grumbles, blinks at the scorch marks* My Persian rug... *Sob* You shall pay for that, Nick!! *Shakes fist*

-Somewhere in Paris, 7:00 am-

Cailin: Where are we, Sensei?

D: ...

Cailin: Captain D-sama? Sensei?

D: Yesh, Gwasshoppa?

Cailin: What're you doing with that map?

D: *Turns said map upside-down, blinks* Reading it.

Cailin: ...

D: *Stuffs it into Cailin's hands*

Cailin: *Blinks* This is a kiddy map maze thing to McDonalds...

D: I had thought it was to the Parisian Disney Land...

Cailin: You're worse than Dante sometimes...

D: But I'm also the Sensei! *Puffs out his chest*

Cailin: Hai, Sensei! *Salutes*

D: ...

-Some Dark Crawlspace, 10:00 am-

Ali-Baba: Meep... *Shivers*

SP: Bubba? That you meeping?

Ali: Bubbles?!

SP: Bubba! *Clings*

Ali: Seen Captain Heartnet around? I think I lost him...

SP: Train-Wreck? Have you checked the couch cushions?

Ali: Yeah...

SP: Places with lint?

Ali: ...

SP: Erm... Open a can of tuna fish...

Fish: Lemme outta this!

Ali: Fish? *Clubs the Fish, opens a can* Din-din, Black Cat!

Heartnet: *Zips in like the Road Runner* Meow, see? Hey! Ali! *Huggles her muchly*

Ali: Captain! *Snugs*

SP: Hiyas Train-Wreck.

Heartnet: ...Why do you always have to use my real name, Major Gameboy SP? *Straightens, clears throat*

SP: Heh... My Train-Wreck... *Pinches his cheek*

Ali: *Salutes in the dark* Captain! You were looking for me?

Heartnet: ...Yeah... Colonel O'Neil wants us to go to Tokyo for some reason...

Ali: But where are we now, sir?

Heartnet: ... *Eyes glow yellow in the dark*

SP: Train-Wreck!! You're creeping me out...

Heartnet: *Labored breathing... Growls...*

Ali: Run for it, Bubbles! *Flees from the room under the stairs*

SP: *Poofs with the power of PG*

Heartnet: *Blinks* Major? Liutenant? ... My throat closes up when I'm near aluminum!

-O'Neil's house, Cookstown, Northern Ireland, 10:30 am-

O'Neil: *Pokes Vlad with a pretzel stick*

Vlad: Nuu! My crunchies...

Cymbrella: Oh my... *Slaps O'Neil* Don't provoke him! He's sick! *Nurse hat tilts*

O'Neil: *Giggles*

Vlad: *Clutches at Cymbrella's shirt* How bad is it, Doc?! *Cough!*

Cymbrella: ... *Detatches Vlad from her shirt, walks out of the room* Boys... are... IDIOTS.

O'Neil: ...

Vlad: *Sighs* I'm gunna die!

O'Neil: ... *Pokes Vlad again*

-HQ, 12:00 noon-

Stu: *Looking through a girly magazine* Ooh... *Drools over the pictures*

Cyplen: *Walks in* Whatcha lookin' at, Stu?

Stu: Gak! *Hides the magazine* Erm... Nothing...

Cyplen: Lemme see!

Stu: GTFO!

Cyplen: STFU!

Stu: ...

Cyplen: ...

Stu: Wanna go get a pizza?

Cyplen: Sure.

-Meanwhile, back in the Crawlspace...-

Heartnet: Guys...? Ali...? Gameboy SP...? SootFoot...? Anyone?! HELP!!!

-Next time: Two Hours Over Tokyo-

Sparrow: ZOMG! Storme! Are you okay?!

Storme: *Goateed, French accent* Oui. Parle vous Francais?

Sparrow: HELP! *Screams*

Storme: N'importe au je vais, idiots!

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