Teseron
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Teseron
The glory and the shine of the news of my return has dulled and no longer glissens when light hits. However, the shadow cast from my second coming still remains ever present. And despite how bright the sun can be, the shadow always seems to remain, even as just a wisp. That being said, even in a role-playing game, everyone needs money and even a profession. As for me, I might as well do what I feel I am able to do. And that is assassination.
Do you have a problem with someone? Or rather, does someone have a problem with you? Are you constantly pestered by annoyances that you just can't seem to snuff out? I can be your exterminator. I charge a small base fee of 10 runic per kill, with additonal charges added depending on circumstances. For more information on prices, read in detail the end of this notice. I do not hold biast nor grudge when paid for a kill. I also do not consider anyone my ally if they pay me. Do not mistake my in game kindness and chat for anything more than boredum. As far as I am concerned out side of Lethal Vah Jai Nahs, you're just a mark waiting to be tagged. I expect people not to take it personally, but can anticipate some resistance to this notion. I do not hide information as who hired me, and who I am out to kill.
Pricing:
Base price- 10 runic
Price per non-limited item wanted- 1 runic
Price per limited item of more than 1 quanity- 10 runic
Price per limited item of only 1 in game- 20 runic
Price for immunity- 100 runic
Price to remain nameless- 50 runic up front.
I will not be able to accept all cases given on certain circumstances and timing. When I agree to ones request, it constitutes as a formal verbal contract. Refusal of payment will result in reversal of hunt.
Eating raw or undercooked proteins may be unsafe to your health.
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4/11/2009, 2:10 am
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Rellik42
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 Re: Teseron
Though some may see Teseron as the winter of their discontent, it should not be. It is true that while you remain within 10 levels of Teseron you are in the eyes of your Queen (I've felt like strutting as of late) entertainment d'jour, and in the eyes of my cuddly predator Teseron, nothing more than sustenance to keep boredom at bay, it should not deter you from taking advantage of the "Crown Special".
It is not often that Teseron offers his services as affordable as they are now. We are sympathetic to the times. We understand that things are tight and getting someone assassinated may seem as a luxury that one simply cannot afford. We are here to tell you that it is not so. Think of the money spent on the contract as a little piece of heaven, a vacation from the chores of killing your enemies, etc. All contracts come with a 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back.
I would post testimonials but the truth is that Teseron's blade speaks for itself. Just ask any poor bastard that has been the lucky recipient of its tip.
So act now! Lest I become antsy for entertainment or my hound feels the need to prey on the weak.
All transactions will need my final approval before the contract is valid since I am, for all intents and purposes, Teseron's agent (and queen yes, but you all have that in common with him).
So remember: A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help you move a body.
-Rell
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4/12/2009, 11:20 pm
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