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Sonny Bono's biggest mistake...
> > Aside from those paisley bell bottoms...CHER ISSUES BUSH WARNING AT DISCO
Only a couple hundred came out to see Cher(wonder WHY) Friday night at Miami Beach's CROBAR disco, but that did not stop the legendary dipsh*t/diva from issuing an election warning against Republican control, and advocating Democratic lack of sphincter control.
"There were supposed to be thousands of people (vermin) here tonight. I'm not sure why that didn't happen, obviously the people putting on this thing were just not very good at it," an em-bare-as*ed (tattoo included) Cher explained to the crowd. OR perhaps they recognize the fact that Cher is a fullofs**t sl*t with a burr up her A** is the reason no one showed up except the depraved and idiotic. Where oh Where is an Allman Bro. when you need one??
"Alright, but you guys (??) are here, that's right. When I was coming down the steps I though 'Oh s**t, well I'll just go out there and give it my best.'" (which sucks on a good day)
The MIAMI HERALD had reported thousands were expected to rally at the discotheque. ( Discotheque???? I thought they evaporated in the 80's...Wanna do the "bump"??)
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Cher warned Bowelsmoveon.org clubgoers to fight Bush, before "it's too late" and the United States sends her worthless a** to Sudan where she belongs.
"All the gay guys, all two of my friends, all my three gay friends, you pudpullers, dilldo operators and fudpuckers you have got to vote, alright? Because it would only be a matter of time before you guys would be so screwed (Goody,Goody Thankkew anyone), I cannot tell you. The batteries will run down in your doodleysquats and the right- wing hardware stores will not renew your energizer bunnies. Because, you know, the people, like, in the very right wing of this party, of these Republicans, the very very right wing, the Jerry Falwell element (those who prefer sex with the opposite sex), if they get any more power, you guys are going to be living in some state by yourselves and have to have a license to insert a flaming gerbil in your a**es. So, I hate scare tactics, but I really believe that that's true."
"I think that as Bush will, if Bush gets elected, he will put in new Superior (did she mean Supreme?) Court judges, and these guys are not going to want to see gay pride week." Hell, they may outlaw Mickey Mouse from jerking Goofy off in public!!
Cher declared that Abraham Lincoln "looks like Kerry on a crappy day." Actually, Kerry looks like a horses as* on a good day. He would look much better after John Wilkes Booth expressed his politickle views... Cher looks like Osama Bin Laden going through puberty.
Political activist and full time muff diver Rosie O'Donnell is set to witness (say Hallylooya!) on Saturday night in Ft Lauderdale. O'Donnell will speak (through her bush) on Bush and his policies in Iraq at hotspot CLUB OVARIES. Or is that hotbox no-orgasm club without an major appliance? Perhaps it is frustrated ovulation (toilet papered eggs are a terrible thing to waste.) Maybe she can invite Kerry and Edwards to do a hugging ding dong thong dance while she sings Amazing Gracie... Hopefully she will drop through her own more than ample as* and break her neck since it would not affect her empty head and big mouth, or Maybe she and Janet Reno can cojoin on stage and launch lightbulbs into each other's baskets..The Bourbon street donkey declined the invitation....OR she and Cher can invite Eminem, the Di*kless Chicks and all the rest to have a Gangf**k for Kerry. Edwards couldn't attend because his coffiure might fall off and he would have to sue Souix City Sue and force her into a ceseraian sexshun. Just for an opening act, they could invite James Carville and feed his snakey a** a few hamsters and have Terry McCauliff hum a few tunes through his nose. Now THAT would be a fund raiser! SCREAMIN JAY HAWKINS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!! Gawd Hep Us Awl... mfingMG
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 Re: Sonny Bono's biggest mistake...
> > Would someone kindly delete my drunken ravings on this subject. It would be a public service to do so. I tried, through the edit process, but it didn't work. I am duly ashamed. Thank You. MG
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