Mizz Behavin
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 Cool Beans
One of the ladies of the church was cooking a pot of her famous
beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came
running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of
BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right
into the pot of beans.
Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he
should risk punishment, so he said nothing.
The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the
favorite dishes.
The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's
mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but
what did you put in them this time?"
Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"
Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and I
shot the canary. "
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10/1/2003, 11:01 am
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chit
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Re: Cool Beans
"Air Guns", said Holmes> 
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ABSURDITY, n.
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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