Marvin Gardens
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> > > Break 437 aigs (yankee:eggs) into a 55 gallon drum. Drown Michael Moore in it. Build a far (yankee:blaze) under it. Stuff a petunia, three rose bushes, and a lemon tree up his ever so ample hairy ass. Add cheese, onions and salt (to taste) and slop the hogs you wish to poison. Award those that live with a sprig of parsley and an apple in their mouth. Rotate SLOWLY over the fires of Hell (if indeed they do exist) and serve to the Somalis with Buffalo chips and sheep dip garnished with kudzu. Bon Apertit. Marv        
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10/28/2003, 9:57 pm
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