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 New Boots
New Boots . . ...
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the
house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
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2/19/2004, 10:47 am
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