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a couple of smiles
Subject: Drug report
Drug Press Release
I knew it, I just knew it.
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat....
makes sense..!!
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Physical Exercise - A Formula For
I love this. Started today and can feel it already!! The doctor told me, "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere. You can do this too.
Monday:
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through paperwork.
Tuesday:
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of molehills
Hit the nail on the head.
Wednesday:
Bend over backwards
Jump on the bandwagon
Balance the books
Run around in circles.
Thursday:
Toot my own horn
Climb the ladder of success
Pull out the stops
Add fuel to the fire.
Friday:
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge.
Saturday:
Pick up the pieces
Whew! What a workout! You are invited to use my program without charge! You might want to take it easy at first, and then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
**ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM**
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NOW SCROLL UP.................Feel the burn and that finger cramping?
--- Albert Einstein said: "There are only two constants in the universe: the speed of light and the stupidity of human beings---and I'm not sure about the speed of light."
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