a couple of smiles ~ at Runboard.com
. . .
Civil Discourse
 The Looney Bin
  a couple of smiles
Support
Search
RSS

runboard.com       Sign up (learn about it) | Sign in (lost password?)


 
bmw
Frequent User
Local user

Registered: 09-2003
Posts: 117
Karma: 0 (+0/-0)
Reply | Quote
a couple of smiles


Subject: Drug report


Drug Press Release
 
 I knew it, I just knew it.
 They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
 
 3% Vitamin E
 2% Aspirin
 2% Ibuprofen
 1% Vitamin C
 5% Spray Starch
 87% Fix-A-Flat....
 
 makes sense..!!
 

.........................................................



Physical Exercise - A Formula For

I love this. Started today and can feel it already!! The doctor told me, "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere. You can do this too.

Monday:
   Beat around the bush
   Jump to conclusions
   Climb the walls
   Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
   Drag my heels
   Push my luck
   Make mountains out of molehills
   Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
   Bend over backwards
   Jump on the bandwagon
   Balance the books
   Run around in circles.

Thursday:
   Toot my own horn
   Climb the ladder of success
   Pull out the stops
   Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
   Open a can of worms
   Put my foot in my mouth
   Start the ball rolling
   Go over the edge.

Saturday:

   Pick up the pieces

Whew! What a workout! You are invited to use my program without charge! You might want to take it easy at first, and then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

   **ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM**

   SCROLL DOWN
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
   NOW SCROLL UP.................Feel the burn and that finger cramping?

---
Albert Einstein said: "There are only two constants in the universe: the speed of light and the stupidity of human beings---and I'm not sure about the speed of light."
1/22/2004, 7:36 am Send Email to bmw
 


Add a reply






Powered by AkBBS 0.9.5b  -  Link to us   -  Blogs   -  Hall of Honour   -  Chat
Click here to get your own free message board
You are not logged in (login)      Board's time is: 11/25/2009, 11:28 am