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chit
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Squooze

1. to squeeze or compress. ex: The crusher squooze the cars.

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ABSURDITY, n.

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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Re: Squooze

I like to squooze my toothpaste in the middle of the tube. And leave it that way. Hehehehehe.

I also squooze into my panties sometimes. It's the dryer's fault. Hehehehehe.

I like to see if I can squooze through clothing racks and not knock any hangers off. When that happens I make sure to tell everyone I was squoozed successfully through 12 inches of space and laugh maniacally. Hehehehehe.

How does sqoozing apply to YOUR life?

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>>> Is "Squooze" past or present tense? Down here in ignernece inc. we usually use "squoze" as past tense. ie. "I squoze his head till his eyeballs popped out". "Squooze" is a new one on me. Unless it is used in a sentence like, "I'm GONNA squooze" yo' eyeballs out" which would involve "future" tense in my estimation. emoticon Marv
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Squoze is good for me.

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ABSURDITY, n.

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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That's what they do for a mammogram----squooze your boobs. emoticon

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That's where the term was invented. "Pleas stop...your squozing me! Aaahhhh! emoticon

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ABSURDITY, n.

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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