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> > Wasn't this a line in a Bogart movie?? "You just pucker your lips and blow". Of course kat lips won't pucker so you are on your own.  MG
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11/5/2003, 7:16 pm
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When I was a little kat and my new front teeth were growing in I was able to send a squirt of water through them at close to 10 feet. I was even able to project pudding and slushies.
Now I am barely able to hit the cup at 3 inches with the dental hygienist. It just dribbles down my chin. I feel like an idiot.
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> > > You just need some physical therapy. Practice spittin' wallymellon seeds at your tv set.  MG
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>>>===>> Now that I've had time to reflect, perhaps Bogart said "put" instead of "pucker". MG
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> > Since this is our settin and spittin place, can we brang a few momentos to hang on the wall?? Ever seen a 185 pound Alligator Gar? Marv
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11/10/2003, 8:24 pm
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Bang away, Bubba. As long as I don't have to clean it.!
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IMPARTIAL, adj.
Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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The Lady with the Alligator Purse
Miss Lucy had a baby,
His name was Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub,
To see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water.
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub,
But it wouldn't go down his throat.
Miss Lucy called the doctor,
Miss Lucy called the nurse.
Miss Lucy called the lady
With the alligator purse.
"Mumps," said the doctor.
"Measles," said the nurse.
"Hiccups," said the lady
With the alligator purse.
Out went the doctor.
Out went the nurse.
Out went the lady
With the alligator purse.
----THE END----
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IMPARTIAL, adj.
Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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IMPARTIAL, adj.
Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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That wringer looks like something that would catch a tit. Ya'll 'Scuse me, I'm just going to set and watch. Marv
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Plug Tobacco Cutters
Plug tobacco was what folks would buy before manufacturers put chewing tobacco in little cans or pouches. The tobacco came in a big brick, and folks would buy a couple of inches at a time. To make the measuring and cutting easier, tobacco companies supplied the stores with plug tobacco cutters. These cutters were made of iron, and consisted of a rounded area that housed the blade, a lever that moved the blade, and a base with rule marks for cutting precise amounts. Since the tobacco company supplied the device free of charge, they might put a little bit of advertising on the plug cutter as well. Plug cutters were common from the 1800s through the 1940s, and came in several different styles and shapes. You’ll find them at some Cracker Barrel Old Country Store® restaurants, but they’re becoming scarce. Many collectors are quite fond of tobacco memorabilia, and naturally, they all like tobacco plug cutters.
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