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Southern Pets
Name: Alligator Snapping Turtle
Scientific name: Macroclemys temmincki
Range: North American southern states
Habitat: swamps
Status: Not threatened
Diet in the wild: Any live food that will swim and get into their open-while-hunting jaws
Diet in the zoo: Any kind of meat ranging from fish to chicken to beef, or any commercially sold turtle food
Location in the zoo: Texas Wild (Piney Woods and Swamps)
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Re: Southern Pets
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Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said "Nice pigs, Sir!"
The President replied "These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, Sir!"
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IMPARTIAL, adj.
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 Re: Southern Pets
> > I hope you can get a picture of that beauty to load.. IA and Chrissy thought they had a problem in THEIR pond. We have one of these suckers (in the neighborhood of 75 pounds by guesstimate) in our pond. So far the death toll is two grown large ducks and a grown Siamese cat (drinking at the edge). I have a loaded 30-06 in the corner just waiting for him to poke his lovely nose up for a breath of air.  Marv
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