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foxleigh
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The things kids say
kinder only starts back end of jan here and it's been an eventful week....
monday we sneaked a carving nife out of the kitchen and stabbed holes in the bean bag.
Weds day we thought we'd help mum wash the wb ute before she took the motor bike to town.Came out of the house ready to go to find someone in the cabin with the hose going.lets just say I never knew how much mud there was in a cabin.
friday the gastro thingy that has done the rounds of the district caught up with him and he spent the day either heaving or sleeping.
no rest for the wicked in this house.
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5/1/2007, 19:57
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Sam TM
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Re: The things kids say
Anyone else found this "design fault"?
As a result of our two "playing farms" with their toys ... all of our Britains made bulls have become 3-legged!
The bulls front legs are just not wide enough to 'mount' the cows!
So when they're repeatedly "put into position" - to the cry of "Dad! Cow's-a-bulling!" - one of their legs falls off!
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7/1/2007, 23:17
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Re: The things kids say
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As a result of our two "playing farms" with their toys ... all of our Britains made bulls have become 3-legged!
Unfortunately all the cows on their toy farm look more like Dexters now........
the youngest was watching Norman Walker foot-trimming one day, he then went home and set to all the Britains cows with the Nail clippers....... took their feet off to the knees!!!!
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8/1/2007, 13:08
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Re: The things kids say
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The same class of children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a vet,' or 'That's Michael, He's a farmer.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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9/1/2007, 21:51
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foxleigh
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Re: The things kids say
last week the fellow wanted a sausage so I tossed a pack into the microwave to defrost and dived out the door to hang up laundry.Someone couldnt wait and dragged a chair over to the kitchen bench.I heard an almighty crash, the boss is yelling (he has no tolerence for stupidity)and the kid is screaming BENS DEAD BENS DEAD over and over.Seems he backed up on the chair to open the microwave door and over balenced and fell off the chair and flat onto the floor.Im not certain where he got the idea from that when you fall off something you die.
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17/1/2007, 19:47
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ryanns
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Re: The things kids say
my wife caught my then 2.5 year old walking up the path and into the yard after she had found a pair of white gloves which she had on my wife said where are you going? she turned holding up her gloved hands and said " i'm going to milk the cows mummy"
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16/2/2007, 21:30
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foxleigh
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The things kids say
picked the monster up from kinder and was told - with great relish.Bens been playibg farms today.
Picked up a toy cow out of the pen and said this cow looks sick ,shoot the b******d and call the man with the truck quick before she starts to smell.
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23/2/2007, 20:04
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DaleKOntario
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Re: The things kids say
My three year old spends her days telling strangers "Boys have a penis, girls have a magina!" She's so proud of herself.
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24/2/2007, 1:31
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