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Big Bird
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Re: The things kids say
Don't know about the things kids say, how do you get 'em to shut up? We've got my sisters 2 for a couple of days whilst they move to a new farm.
5 kids, from 6 years down to 18 months! It's like living in the monkey house at a zoo. How did classcow cope?
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26/2/2007, 20:22
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ryanns
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Re: The things kids say
my little girl saw a vicar and asked me what he was wearing round his neck,i explained that it was called a dogcollar and that he was a vicar and he worked at the church and talked about god, she replied which dog is he going to talk about?
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26/2/2007, 22:25
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classcow
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Re: The things kids say
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Big Bird wrote:
Don't know about the things kids say, how do you get 'em to shut up? We've got my sisters 2 for a couple of days whilst they move to a new farm.
5 kids, from 6 years down to 18 months! It's like living in the monkey house at a zoo. How did classcow cope?
Damn great wife, that's how!!!!
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1/3/2007, 22:30
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mootoyou
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Re: The things kids say
Had to laugh today. . . .
the youngest (the grand old age of 6) wants to take a calf to do the showmanship with at the National, so he's been leading this little calf about for the last few days, you know, how they are keen as mustard. Someone had let him borrow a Showmanship video, which he has been abit obsessive about, watching it at least 2 X daily since the weekend.
We had finished our breakfast this morning, when I caught sight of him with his finger and thumb positioned by the Rottweilers bottom. . . . . When asked what he was doing, he assured me
"It's Ok Mummy, I'm just practising"
Slightly worried at this stage , I asked
"Practising what?"
6 year old son replies
" Well Mummy you see, when my calf wees or craps in the ring. . . it's important you touch the tail down, to enhance the animals appearance"
May God Help me, apparently it's 31 days till we leave for the show, it will be 30 tomorrow. . . and 29 after that! ! !
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13/3/2007, 21:09
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maddal
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At Easter, my little sister was complaining about the ferry journey she had just been on. Apparently she was forced to sit by a large group of elderly people who didn't particularly smell very nice after a long coach journey. Dad asked her what she was going to be like when he got to that age and she said, 'don't worry Dad, I won't make you go on a ferry.'
Unfortunately, this kid is 28.
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24/4/2007, 8:58
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JonnykelsoII
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Re: The things kids say
I was phoning my sister the other day on her mobile while she was in driving with her husband and 2 little sons (Matthew aged 3 and Daniel 1). Anyway wen I got thru to my sis, typical cheapskate student I asked her2fone me back cause id no money so she said to my brother in law she was foning me back cause I had no money. Poor wee Matthew got very concerned almost to the point of tears to ask why Uncle Jonny (me) had no money. He then proceeded to poke around the backseat & was all excited to talk to me on the fone to tell me he'd found me some money (hed found in the backseat).Cute.
My sis bought him a waterpistol and wen he got it he got all excited to ask his mummy could he pray and thank God for his waterpistol. Then he said-do u think God likes guns? Such is the innocence of a child.
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27/4/2007, 23:22
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foxleigh
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The things kids say
today his majesty was out on the bike with the boss and as they rode over a new piece of direct drilled lucerne ground the monster told his father that "needs fertilzer dad needs fertilizer"
Just prior to him departing the house he had put his bob the builder boots on the wrong feet and I said stop youve got to change your boots over so bob can see (bob is on each of the outer sides of the rubber boots)and when we were done he told me "you a clever kid mum you a clever kid"
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7/5/2007, 12:00
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maddal
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'Mummy, where do babies come from?
Well, daddies make a liquid called sperm and put it into mummies' tummies.
Do mummies swallow it?
Only if they want new shoes.'
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29/5/2007, 13:46
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