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Those were the days my friend.
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30/5/2007, 3:48
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Speaking of shoes, anybody out there have crocs. My woman has a pair, now my kid has a pair and he wants dad to get a pair the same color as his. Apparently they are quite comfortable. Anybody have wooden shoes and crocs, and give them kind of comparison test. I'm pretty much a rubber boot man.
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2/6/2007, 3:52
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my kid hates his - much prefers his rubber boots.
last week while the boss was aiing cows and I was hosing yards I heard him yelling
"you putting the calf in the cow dad?"
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22/7/2007, 21:26
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instead of saying Im doing it myself when he wants to do it himself and I want to help and say let me do it I get "I did it to me mum"
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4/12/2007, 19:51
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We've done a few pigs this winter on antibiotic milk. When the first set of piglets arrived our middle son, 5, asked 'can we play with them before we eat them?'
At least he has the concept that they're food not pets.
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19/3/2008, 15:44
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The things kids say
on why he doesnt need to wear a hat on an overcast day........
the sun is hiding up in the sky dad!
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24/3/2008, 20:52
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The things kids say
on why he doesnt need to wear a hat to go down the paddock with dad on an overcast day..........
"the suns hiding up in the sky DAD"
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24/3/2008, 20:56
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I was at a restaraunt last year when a six or seven year old boy belted out "WHEN I FART IT MAKES MY PENIS SHAKE". I litteraly choked on my food. I started coughing and laughing and I think that if his parents could have they would have dug a hole and crawled in it.
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13/4/2008, 3:06
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saturday we drove past the local cemetary - a little voice said look mum thats where the dead people live.....theyre sleeping under the ground.
We are getting a shetland pony soon and when asked by his father what was he going to feed the pony on the reply was Happles dad.
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17/6/2008, 4:44
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Im one those unfortunate people who everytime they have a sore throat the infection finishes up in my lungs.Today I took a nap at 4pm before milking and spent most of it coughing.Of course I overslept and when I got down the dairy ,one of our relief milkers who called in for calf milk and stayed to milk told me she had called at the house and then seen the young fellow who when asked if mum was sick or sleeping replied
"NO she's slowly dying"
Guess I might have to visit the Dr for some antibiotics tomorrow.
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15/7/2008, 13:24
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Took my two year old daughter with me on a semen run the other day, when we got home mommy asked her what she did today. She replied, " smelling semen, daddy smells it, me no smell none."
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29/9/2008, 15:32
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Middle son excelled himself again with the pigs.
Once a week they have to do a 'morning talk' in front of their whole class. We'd just had another batch of pigs in so he spoke about them.
One of his classmates asked 'where is their mummy'? Son replied 'she's sausages'. Teacher and classroom assistant left the room crying with laughter.
Big bonus for us is that it gave us some nice advertising, and we've had orders for pork from nearly half the staff. 
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29/9/2008, 19:11
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Not so much what was said, rather what was done. I sent the kids out to play this morning, and decided to check up on Cowtalk stuff. When I went outside, the four year old was behind the wood pile looking sheepish. I found out why when we got to the truck. The truck is heaped with pumpkins, and both kids, 4 and 2, crawl in and out like little monkeys. The lady across the street came over to let me know that she released my son, who was hanging upside down caught by the pantleg in the tailgate. I would have to say Cowtalk is turning me into a bad parent.
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5/10/2008, 5:21
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Eldest asked me last night if there was electricity when I was a boy! I'm only 42 ffs.
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30/10/2008, 8:39
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…things kids say
I said this when I was a very small boy nearly 70 years ago. And I often think of it.
Mother was driving to town one day when she noticed a new statue in a small streetside park. "There is a new statue there" Mom said.
Having no idea what she was talking about, I piped up and asked, "WHAT IS A STATCHME?"
She nearly ran off the street laughing so hard at my reply.
Bummy74
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12/1/2009, 1:06
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ben started school this year and we have to meet the bus at the hwy around 7.30am for first pickup.We still have about 3 weeks of daylight saving to go and lately sunrise is around 7am.Last week he said as we were headed north up the road with a gloriuos sunrise on our right mum,why does the school bus come earlier everyday?
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8/3/2009, 3:44
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Mayjay
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Bummy74, my wife can't believe a woman would be driving 70 years ago, I told her it was a horse and buggy.
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18/3/2009, 17:10
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The four year old rugrat picked his nose and started a torrential downpour of blood, honeybunch ran away afraid of the blood. I pinched off his nose over the sink, all the while him howling and her researching on the internet, how to keep your child from bleeding out. p.s. she got her Dr. Spock out too. I keep telling her not to let the kids see her bad habits, that someday they will come back to haunt her.
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18/3/2009, 17:23
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I made the mistake of letting her read my post, which promptly resulted in a slap to the back of the head, I live in an abusive relationship I think. 
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20/3/2009, 17:24
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