Abdul benCamel
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THE MOST INSPIRED MAN OF OUR TIME
This was just too much fun for one human to keep hidden away in his email files, so here it is. Un retouched for your viewing pleasure.....please wipe your feet on the way out>>>>>
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From: TRReed@Plan9fromouterspace.com
To: " LARNO" <larno@usa.com>
Subject: RE: Wal-Mart&FredLane Conspire to Pricegouge Hurricane Victims
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:30:06 -0400
Is that a forno sight you speak of? I AM AGHASTIC. I am filled with an acrostic sinetox.
Phil 'er up, T.R.
Dear T.R. (and/or "Phil")
For the first time ever, I don't know what you're referring to. I don't mean that, but your buddy, "Wayne" (Pigmin), has finally gotten (after what seems like a lifetime of insults) that promotion and is about to be consumed by an inanimate object. In an uncalled-for counterstrike his dog, Poone, is boycotting his hammock, as well as refusing to listen to anymore of his Uncle Cheapskate's "lessons of an abnormally proportioned rib dinner audibly insinuating some Nazi opera congestion". What'll we do if Mr. T does not agree to the 'pitch in rate' for the Wedding gift???? Hurried...
-Don Number Two
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ima doubtin the authenticity of your documents. that could pass for the language of trreed, but that's definitely not the grammar or syntax of prezmident not-quite-elect larno t. fussbottoms. the email addresses are a dead giveaway. caught you red-handed in the preparation-H cabinet.
i don't know who i am but...
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quote:
ggoddogg wrote:
ima doubtin the authenticity of your documents. that could pass for the language of trreed, but that's definitely not the grammar or syntax of prezmident not-quite-elect larno t. fussbottoms. the email addresses are a dead giveaway. caught you red-handed in the preparation-H cabinet.
i don't know who i am but...
The addresses were auto-changed (by your own forum-bot) to protect the innocent....and, yes I am the manager of the presmidential candidate and write emails thru the altered Larno@usa.com address. The email is actual and correctly authored by TR, as well as "Don #2".
I have heard that hollywood deities use the "preparation®" for puffy eyes.
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Oops! Sorry. Guess you caught me with my hand up the wrong Preparation-H drawer. And boy-howdy am I embarassed! I'll try those email addresses... after I wash up.
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Oops! Sorry. Guess you caught me with my hand up the wrong Preparation-H drawer. And boy-howdy am I embarassed! I'll try those email addresses... after I wash up.
LOOK WHAT'S WASHING UP NOW
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is anybody looking fir don 1?
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is anybody looking fir don 1?
Not that I know of. That'd be Jim Hearon, who is well documentaled on the innerneck.
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