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Re: Orlandism ... or how to learn 3 facial expressions ...
  
Oh, lui, we finally have our own place to laugh on him!!!!
Well, at least he can do his own ads since it's only necessary to make one single expression in the pic, right??
Mr. Greenbloom must learn with Eric about impersonations 'cause we still know that it's' him , Legolando, when we see Paris or Will Turner or Jimmy Connely... in fact, in every character he 'interprets' ( at least he thinks he does...) the audience just say: "oh, here comes Legolando again, does he think he can deceive us???"
But Mr. Bloomleaf is capable of really tough actions... Let me see, uh, for instance, in a sad epic like Troy( since Hector dies... ), our eternal Elf-Prince can make us laugh and many many times!!!!
The screenplayer must had thought: "I gotta keep Paris alive in order to make the audience laugh... "
However, as he had already changed everything in the original story, I think he was so cruel in let Hector die...
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Have you noticed that in every character 'played' by Legolando he is in a different costume???? They always put our Prince in a totally different time, place , age, and with distinct hair-styles just to make sure he will not resemble Legolas... but it isn't a matter of resemblance, as we have found out , Orlie and Legolas are indeed the same person/elf/whatever...
Let's list Legolando's impersonations:
1-Blackburn(Black Hawk Down)- they shaved Legolando's hair , put him in a soldier costume and with a microchip located in his vocal cords they changed his accent, since it was impossible Leggy did it by himself... and trying to make the audience really believe that Orlando Bloom is an actor, they decided to strike him down right in the beginning . However, the producers' attempt was in vain and we all screamed: Legolas Elf Down!! Legolas Elf Down!!!
2- Jimmy Connely( The Calcium Kid)- the producers and his manager thought: " we may put him as a boxer and no one will find out that Orlie is a fake!!!"
Again, just in the beggining we all say: "look!!! this boxer costume fits so well in Legolas!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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continuation
3- John Byrne ( Ned Kelly)- Leggy was put in a dirty suit, with a dirty face and a greese hair, ... just the opposite of him!!! This time they thought it had worked... however, during his first lines , we see that it was dirty-Irish-Australian Legolas...
4- Will Turner(POTC)- The producers thought: "let's cast Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush just to make sure Leggy will not be noticed nor recognized...". Ok, this had almost worked, but there were the solo scenes and ... "heeeey, it's Leggy in a pirate costume!!! he looks nice!!!"
5- Paris(Troy)- They've repeated the tactics used on POTC but now with Brad Pitt, Eric Bana , Peter O'Toole etc... and thought that now it should work...
But Leggy was too good in comedy , although the movie is an epic, and he called our attention!!!!
In every single line, even the romantic ones, we admire his capability of making people laugh!!!
"- Until the day they burn my body..."
"- Brother, do you love me???"
At first, we didn't recognize Leggy, cause we didn't' know he was a comedian ... but then there was his bow and arrow and we were glad to figured out that Paris was in fact Legolando!!
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Re: Orlandism ... or how to learn 3 facial expressions ...
Ha- ha , this is the greatest moment when we finally recognize our Elf in action!!!
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Re: Orlandism ... or how to learn 3 facial expressions ...
Our Elf-Soldier Preparing for battle...
Check his expression # 1 ( before battles ) :|
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Re: Orlandism ... or how to learn 3 facial expressions ...
Let's keep on showing some unforgettable moments of our Elvish hero's impersonations...
Expression #2 ( during battles ):
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