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If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
"On todays fear factor, three famous pirates will go against our three reigning champs in an ultimate showdon! The team with the most contestants standing wins!!! We've got dangerous hiegths, monstrous beasts, and meals that will make your stomach churn!! I'm Joe Rollins (I think it's spelled rollins for his last name...oh,well!)And this is fear factor!!"
Joe: "Good morning! I see most of you are up and ready for a brand new day!!"
Zoro: "Zzz."
Diana: "You bet Joe!! There's no way I'm gonna lose today!!"
Jim: "How are ya, Joe? I'm good, ready to kick some pirate but-"
Luffy: "What'd you say? You weight liftin' Abercrombie wearing girly-man!! I'm going to win!!! I'm going to be the King of Fear Factor!!! We're using the money to fix the Going Merry go!!! Come here!!"
Zoro: "Zzz."
Sanji grabs Luffy and holds him back.
Sanji: "Luffy!! Luffy!! It's not worth it! Don't let that American Metro Sexual who soaks his clothes in vats of disgusting cologne get to you! We don't want to be disqualified!!"
Zoro: "Zzzz."
Joe: "....okay.... Anyway, our first challenge will be in the vast Congos of Africa!! Here, you will be equipped with heavy duty padding and have to run along this course, grabbing all the flags you can before getting knocked aorund by this enormous Black Rhino!!!"
Zoro: "Zzz."
Luffy: "Ooh hoo hoo!! Is it good to eat?"
Zoro: "Zzz."
Sanji: "No! You moron! It's not! It's an endangered species!!!"
Luffy: "So?"
Joe: "Diana, has your team picked who you want to face the Black Rhino?"
Diana: "Sure thing Joe! We're going to pick Bill, our strong silent contestant who's a bulldogger up in Wyoming at the rodeos!!"
Joe: "Okay Bill, got your equipment on? Ready to go?"
Bill: "Mmm."
Joe: "I take that as a yes! Release the Rhino!!"
Bill takes three steps, the Rhino lunges and knocks Bill into the sky, where he dissapears.
Joe: "Bill's flag total, one! Alright, Luffy, have you chosen your contestant?"
Luffy: "Yep!" Luffy steps on Zoro's face and yells in his ear.
Luffy: "Oi! Zoro!!! Wake up!!! It's your turn now!!"
Zoro throws Luffy off him.
Zoro: "Why you little!!!"
Joe: "Alright...Zoro, nice mask, are you ready to put on your equipment?"
Zoro: "Well...Joe, it's a bandana, equipment slows down the movemnent of a warrior of the Three Sword Style, so just like in battle, I will be needing no armor."
Joe: "You are aware of the waver we had you sign, we won't be buying your flowers, tombstone or casket, you know?"
Zoro: "Yeah yeah yeah, so put me in there and I'll grab your stupid little flags, geez Joe, why don't you just get them yourself if you want them so bad?"
Sanji: "Zoro! Shut up!!! We need to win this cash!!!"
Zoro: "Yah, okay, whatever."
Zoro walked into the course, slamming the gate behind him.
Zoro: "Guy can't even get a nap, sheesh."
Joe: "Release the Rhino."
Zoro walks to the flags, grabbing about two so far.
Zoro: "This is lame, what a joke."
The Rhino sped closer and closer.
Zoro: "Could just take a nap right now, nothing to dangerous in here."
He grabs another flag.
Zoro: "Stupid Luffy would've listen to Ussopp, we could've prevented the ship from further damage."
The Rhino was about ten feet away. Zoro turned and looked at it.
Zoro: "Oh, it's you."
He causally pulls out his swords and grins as he puts Coyna's sword in his mouth.
Zoro: "This is way more fun."
The rhino ran straight into his blades. Zoro grunts and pushes the rhino back and with three swipes, the rhino's on the floor, his horn cut clean off.
Zoro: "That'll teach you how to act, now leave me alone, I gotta grab all these gay little flags."
Zoro slowly walks around, grabbing all twenty flags.
Joe: "Unbeleivable!!"
To be continued!!!
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
(I moved this to the Fan Fiction forum. It is more appropriate here than in than the General Anime section. Keep it up, I like your story so far!!!)
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
Joe: "Fear factor is not responible for damages done by contestants, thus we are not responsible for particular dead animals either."
Zoro: "He's not dead."
Zoro put his bandana on his arm and slunk down in front of a tree.
Zoro: "He's just taking a nap, I used the blunt edges of my sword....Zzzz."
Zoro fell asleep.
Joe: "Wow! He's good, okay, now onto our next challenge. We take yuo to the high waterfalls of the Congo, here we've set up a circular rotating crane and four platforms, the key is to jump from platform to platform and collect these Fear Factor beach balls and then leap to the upmost platform where they will thrown into this basket. You have a two-minute time limit. Diana, do you have your contestant chosen?"
Diana: "You bet, Joe. We've chosen Jim, our gymnast team mate from Florida. He can jump incredibly high, and he's incredibly acurate with his hands and feet."
Joe: "Alright, and you Luffy? You're team's first, have you chosen a team mate?"
Luffy points thumb to the platform.
Luffy: "He's already there, Joe. BWA HAHAHAHAHAA!!"
Joe: "Alright..."
Luffy: "HOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!"
Joe: "Anyway."
Luffy: "Hahah!!"
Joe looks at Luffy, Luffy stops. Joe turns to camera.
Joe: "It looks like San..."
Luffy: "Hee Hee ho!!"
Joe: "Are you done?"
Luffy: "One second...HOO HA HEE WHO HO HAAHAA BWA HA HA HEEDY HAHA!!! Okay, good for now."
Joe: "As I was saying, it looks like they've chosen Sanji, who just last year made a field goal that went around the enitre world, or so the rumors say. He is a master foot fighter and chef. He also says he is a master ladies man, but freinds beg to differ."
Sanji rolls up his sleeves and grins, he carefully lights a cigarrette and neatly hangs his jacket on one of the platforms as the time ticks away....thirty seconds.
Joe: "It's as if the time doesn't concern him, this may put Luffy's team at a disadvantage."
Sanji puffs his cigarrette until it's burned to nothing but a butt. Stares at the first ball and smirks, then lets go of the cigarette butt.
Sanji darts from platform to platform kicking each ball high in the air. The first, he does a downward kick but then catches the ball at the tip of his shoe and flips it upward, neck he kicks sideways and tips the second ball into the air at the last instant, for the third he kicks the ball while flying toward it upside-down. The fourth he kicks behind him and upward. Finally, he leaps of the highest platform and does his famous mutton-chop at which time he kicks all four into the bucket at once. Sanji darts to his jacket, flings it over his shoulder and lands on the stone base below and catches the cigarette butt that he dropped from above seconds earlier.
Joe gaped, tears streaming down his face.
Sanji smirked at lit another cigarrette as he walked toward them.
Sanji: "Children's games."
Jim lowered his head, gritted his teeth and then walked away, clearly defeated and knowing it wasn't even worth it trying to beath this guy, who's time was thirty five seconds without trying.
To be continued.
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
(OMFG, Sanji is the SEX *dies*)
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
LMAO
OMFG Mika, that was hilliarious. "Sanji is the SEX!!"
And that was awesomely badass of Zoro and Sanji, it's gonna be funny to read what Luffy does.
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
Sanji is the SEX....I'll hafta right that down, LOL, interesting labeling there.
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
Mika, you do realize that we're gonna give ya lots of crap about that?
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
So, since Sanji is the sex, when you have sex, you would have some Sanji with your significant other? Like "Hey baby, let's have some Sanji!!" because it means sex now.
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Re: If Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji were on fear factor!!!
ABSOLUTELY! That's such an awesome idea!
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