I want to bear Barry Bonds Love Child He is a god amongst mortals, and has brought me great joy through the years as I watched his sweet swing decimate opposing pitchers.
I wish his great gifts to my children, and to this end I have decided to bear Barry's love child.
Apparently Bonds didnt juice up before the game, cause he couldnt hit that ball out. Soriano dont need roids to hit homers.
and ballotrigged dont need no grammer.
pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow.
and die.
--- "We're not interested in prospects or people who are a year or two away. They're going to have to show their face and contribute next year." Brian Sabean 12/06/07. My lack of faith is warranted
I love how his title isn't "Veteran Poster" or "Rookie Phenom"... it's Jock Sniffer
--- Champ here! I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off