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I am in a shower war with my Jerk of a husband. It started with me jumping in right before him and playing MY music really loud in the bathroom....knowing he wouldnt get in with me then hehe. So here's the following happeninings:

*He turned on the hot water in the next bathroom so I had to take a cold shower.
*I took all the soap so he didnt have any
*He hit the circuit breaker so I had no lights while taking my shower.
*I took all the towels out of the bathroom while he was in the shower.
*He kept turning the water from hot to cold in the other bathroom so I kept getting hot/cold water.

I need something else to get him with tomorrow.....Please help me!!!

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10/4/2008, 2:10 pm

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Re: Help me people!

Have you got a GAG shop near you....They have soap that when you use it you get black ink like coloring///I think they also have shaving cream , toothpaste etc that once it touches the skin it turns black.

(harmless it will wash complete off with regular soap and water)

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10/4/2008, 3:25 pm

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Get a bucket and fill it with icy cold water, then dump it over the top of the shower on him while he's in the shower emoticon

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10/4/2008, 3:45 pm

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Re: Help me people!

I wonder if they would have that kind of stuff at Spencer's (an adult & gag gift kind of store) hmmm.

Jeni, Ive done that and also flushed the toilet too many times so he's just waiting for those.

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10/4/2008, 3:59 pm

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Put some laxatives in his dinner

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10/4/2008, 4:59 pm

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That'll make for a really gross shower...though I guess the shower is the best place for a laxative to kick in...just rinse the mess away emoticon

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10/4/2008, 5:25 pm

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Re: Help me people!

Do you live in your own, detached house?

Just turn the water off at the mains.

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10/4/2008, 7:19 pm

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Just remember if you get him he can get you back.
how much do you love him?

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10/4/2008, 11:55 pm

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10/5/2008, 8:38 am

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Re: Help me people!

I took a quick shower when he was in his office today so he couldn't get me and while he was in the shower I put Cool Whip all over the bath mat so he stepped in it when he got out emoticon

Hey thanks Beav, I'll try that one tomorrow! emoticon

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10/5/2008, 5:25 pm

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So not enough to keep him eh?

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10/5/2008, 9:46 pm

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Re: Help me people!

you could always steal his shower curtain....or take a dump while he is in the shower so its smelly in there....or put baby powder on his towel so he will have to take a shower again....pick one!

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10/7/2008, 3:03 pm

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Like Poo's **** stinks.

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10/7/2008, 5:24 pm

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Re: Help me people!

quote:
freesprite wrote:

Like Poo's **** stinks.

You do know me! emoticon

Oh, I like the baby powder one emoticon

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10/7/2008, 5:27 pm

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Re: Help me people!

The last time I was in Spencer's they had the 'ink' soap and toothpaste. Everyone's suggestions are good ones...Good luck on trumping your hubby.

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10/7/2008, 8:48 pm

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