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Cat Wisdom
CAT WISDOM
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
--Dave Platt "
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle
and will piss on your computer." --Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast."-Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."-Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight
cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
--English proverb
"As every cat owner knows,
nobody owns a cat."-Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."-Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a
message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next life." --Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats."-Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."-Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are
there to welcome me."--Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of
life: music and cats." Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
--Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."-Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel. True, and they have many
other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats."-Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any harm to ask for what you want."-Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
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Re: Cat Wisdom
Its hard to pick the one I like the best..they're all excellent...
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Re: Cat Wisdom
They are fantastic and true.
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