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Grannyx16
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Classified Ads..(a riot)


These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...


 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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OH CRAP!! I just blew water every where! emoticon
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


But there was a lot of funny ones! :laugh:

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The last one is the best!

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