Grannyx16
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Classified Ads..(a riot)
These classifieds actually ran in newspapers - a smile for your day...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
And the best one?:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
--- My Blog: Cross Country Trek By Horseback
Reading: 15 pges a day of the Bible & Book of Mormon
Writing: Cantor Mysteries-Eyes of the Killer(book ! of 4)
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Re: Classified Ads..(a riot)
The last one is the best!
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8/14/2008, 12:12 pm
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