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MEN ARE.......

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MEN ARE.......

MEN ARE.....

HOW COFFEE ....
The best are rich, warm, with body and keep you awake all night.

AS THE CHOCOLATE ...
Sweet, gentle ... and generally go straight to your hips.

AS THE BLENDER ...
Create a need but do not know what it ..

AS THE COOLER ...
Fill them out of beer and you can take where you want ..

AS PHOTOCOPIERS ...
Only serve to reproduce ...

AS FOR THE TWEEZERS HAIR ...
They are always hot and your hair entangled in ....

AS SHOE OF HELL...
Once you've taken so far are easy to tread ... ..

AS HOROSCOPES ...
Always tell you what to do and usually are wrong.

AS THE MASCARA TO LASHES...
It was run, the first tear.

AS THE MINISKIRT...
If you are not careful ... you go up by the legs.

AS THE PLACES FOR PARK ...
The good are already occupied,
and those remaining are disabled
or too small ...

AS THE WEATHER ...
Nothing can be done to change it.

AS THE STORMS OF SNOW ...
You never know when they come,
how many inches will
and how much it can last.

AS CEMENT ...
After scattered ...
it takes a while to get tough ...

AS USED CARS ...
Readily available, cheap and reliable nothing.

AS THE PIZZAS ...
Call on the phone
and in half an hour are hot on your door.

AS THE HOLIDAYS ...
Are never long enough ...

(I received an email in Spanish ... I've done the translation ,..... I hope it's not too confusing ...)

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Re: MEN ARE.......

I Understood 'em emoticon

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