Rachel TheClarinetist
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Dancing
A Hundred Buck Gig
A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do guests attend. During the festivities, two gardeners are out on the back lawn working. one of the guests was watching the gardeners gardening, and while one gardener was busy weeding the other leaped up, spun about, and gracefully swirled, seeming to dance movements.
Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, "That man is such a talented dancer, I'd pay him a hundred dollars to demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class!"
When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Louie! Do you think for a hundred bucks you could step on that rake again?"
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12/26/2004, 2:17 pm
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musical lottie
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Re: Dancing
HAHA!!!
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The difference between an amateur and a professional: the amateur practises until it's right; the professional practises until it never goes wrong.
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9/3/2005, 7:17 am
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oboekosh
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Re: Dancing
Lol!!! 
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9/4/2005, 6:53 am
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