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NEWS FLASH: CAMEL IN THE CAN!
Abdul benCamel found alive in the Can Adia! RCMP searches called off! Raudelunas News reporter DeanNormanScheidt told to wake up and go back to sleep!
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12/22/2005, 3:56 pm
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Re: NEWS FLASH: CAMEL IN THE CAN!
Ben Camel erupted, "No can, no bucket, nor slice of tripe, shall keep me from this nights fanciful flight of dissilition."
A serious undertone suddenly shuddered like an old molded jalousie across the incus of the attentive, yet cheerless, crowd.
"You, by all obvious estimations, have turned over these matters of the heart to those either less noble than the citizenry of Lost Angels, or in fact, the affliction you've asserted, stands monumentally flat. I ask you finally, What more of nakedness is left barren in this 21st century social wasteland?"
As the crowd shifted clumsily closer to the edge of the Breakwater, the imitative voices of a Raven created a tolerable rebuttal to Mr. Camel's torridly pensive soliloquy.
Young Mr. Scheidt, never-the-less was specifically stunned by the lack of stage lighting, even in this natural setting, and although none was present, he called out "CUT!" to an imaginary camera crew.
It was then, and according to the script, "only then", that the curtain could, (and did), close across the hundreds of meters of this well worn Ogden Point Breakwater.
Last edited by Abdul benCamel, 12/24/2005, 9:55 pm
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