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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they run, dazed and confused
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they run, dazed and confused to the nearest dark
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they run, dazed and confused to the nearest dark corner of the bar
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they run, dazed and confused to the nearest dark corner of the bar and sit there muttering
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they run, dazed and confused to the nearest dark corner of the bar and sit there muttering about the lack of
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The other day I went fishing up the Amazon River in Brazil to try and catch a big juicy reindeer. Santa was drunk and the elfs were sleighed! With my leger rod stuck up a tree and the hook stuck in the damned reindeer I cast in, hoping my reindeer live bait would catch me a huge great polar bear, instead all I caught was the wrath of Santa Claus who had grabbed the reindeer's horn. Santa then started to get undressed to give his elves something to other than elv-es impressions!
However, club rules state no alcohol so Santa staggered off the lake and left Rudolph to tidy up the empties. Head bailiff Richard said ban him till next Christmas Eve when the sherry, mince-pies and carrot boilies are launched. They should give Santa the Centenary Cup for festive overindulgence and catching the biggest crayfish from club waters. It weighed over 15lb! It has been ratified by 7 drunk elves and was released into the community, last seen heading for the A.G.M. where the committee have taken refuge in the bar. They say it could be three days before someone buys a round in the meantime, the crayfish caused havoc as it downed pints of maggots that had been soaked in beer which were a raffle prize left over from 1987.
From within the bar, a groan was heard 'was that the barmaid?' down on all fours or was it the 15lb crayfish drunk on Santas sherry that had fallen from his sack?
No it was the first Committee member buying a pint with eight dvd's on pole fishing, not that any of the Committee go pole fishing. Pole dancing, though at this years AGM will increase the attendance, but Nigel's chainsaw antics including the ability to clear a swim in under 30 seconds before polishing his beloved possesion,which wasn't his chainsaw is frightening. Avalon is currently in hiding from 'three fellas', who want some advice on Bream tactics for Willington Lake. Avalon reckons the best tactic is to wave at the lady canoeists and ignore the quiver ing in his loins. He then uses a throwing stick to place casters all over the ladies as they return to ask him why he's the only one not catching any Bream!
Avalon responded by saying 'who needs bream when I can fire casters at some top totty!' The others competitors had already tossed their oars down in disgust at the attention Avalon was receiving from the young ladies. Thats the best days Bream fishing I've had! Shame I had such dirty tackle!
A 'bleep' stirred Avalon from his slumbers. Was that an indication signalling another bite from the naughty young ladies from the local community nurses? No, sadly it was a randy badger that fancied a late swim. I don't believe it cried out Victor Meldrew, not ANOTHER randy badger. Watch out for TB, as 'T'ubby 'B'ream can make your fingers smell strangely fishy, and the sandwiches taste a little bit like raw liver. Bream slime is very good on toast with peanut butter and marmite.don't forget to add a good helping of chopped worm. A recipe for disaster if Zander take a gander at your end tackle and fancy a nibble. Mind you, use a trace of strong alcohol and doner kebab meat for attracting starving committee members to attend work parties. When they bite they run, dazed and confused to the nearest dark corner of the bar and sit there muttering about the lack of peanuts and crisps behind
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