6772FordFseries
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Male or female?
You know how they say a boat is referred to as "She" and classified as female? Well, here are a few others you might not have known about:
ZIPLOC BAGS are female, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS are female, because once turned off, they take a while to warmup.
SPONGES are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
An HOURGLASS is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
A REMOTE CONTROL is female ... Ha! You thought I'd say "male." But consider this: it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep on trying.
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5/21/2004, 1:12 pm
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willowbilly3
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Re: Male or female?
I quite naming pickups after girls when I realized I could fix a truck but not a woman.
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dutchtreat
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Re: Male or female?
Someone asked me if I ever tried phone sex.
Told them I didn't know what sex my phone was........Dt.
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67heavystepside
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Re: Male or female?
good ome
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Tim P
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Re: Male or female?
now thats a good clean joke very clever.
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