MudinMan4x4
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THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY WHEN PULLED OVER
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY WHEN PULLED OVER
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. "I'm in a hurry"
14. "whats your wife doing while your out pulling people over for no reason"
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DuckRyder
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Re: THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY WHEN PULLED OVER
True story:
I was going to see a girlfriend in my Camaro. (Hey, I was young and stupid) I noticed a trooper coming up the driveway in the other direction. This was an apartment where the buildings lined a central road, and had a loop drive around back to park.
I turned in behind the building (slowly) saw she was not there and cruised out the other end of the driveway.
I turn and go back up in front of her building leaving the complex. (Still slow).
Johnny law comes screeching up and blocks the road in front of me. Comes up to my window, ask for license and insurance. Ask me to come sit in his car (front) runs license and insurance, no wants no warrants. (I have not said any thing but Yes Sir and No Sir.) So, the conversation goes like this:
Do you know why I stopped you?
Honestly, I haven’t a clue. (Could it be because I am a young guy in a red with black stripes Z-28)
Why did you go behind the building?
To visit Heather.
Why didn’t you?
Her vehicle was not there.
So do you know why I stopped you?
No, I do not (Have we not covered this?) and I thought you were going to hit me when you did.
I am a better driver than that; I thought you were evading me.
I’m a better driver than that; If I were, we would not be sitting here.
(This was not the thing to say) best he could do was finding a missing lens from the paint job, and give me an equipment violation.
He is still the only Georgia Trooper I have ever met that was a ****. (And I’ve met more than my fair share.)
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