6772FordFseries
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Got everything I need...
A husband and wife are out driving, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," she says, "I know we've been married thirty years, but I want a divorce."
The man says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases his speed to 55 mph.
"And don't try to talk me out of it," she says "Because I am having an affair with your friend and he's a far better lover than you are."
Again the husband stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel tightly and slowly increases the speed to 65.
She pushes her luck. "I want the house," she says insistently.
He inches up to 75 mph.
"I want the car, too," she continues. "And," she says, "I'll take the bank accounts and the credit cards and the boat."
He is now doing 80 mph and the car begins to veer towards a massive concrete wall. This makes her a bit nervous, so she asks him, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The man replies in a quiet and controlled voice, "No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh really?" she inquires. "So what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, he turns to her, smiles, and says ...
"The airbag, dear."
Last edited by 6772FordFseries, 5/13/2004, 6:32 pm
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MudinMan4x4
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Re: Got everything I need...
that just aint right :)) :)) oh but yes it is
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