occupant272
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Yugo jokes
Made some of these up today after I saw a running, driving Yugo on the road here in Dallas.
Q. Why does a Yugo have a standard rear window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm while you're pushing***
Q. Why does a Yugo have the optional right hand rearview mirror in addition to the left one and the main one?
A. So you can see all the faces of the people pushing you to tell if they're about to pass out
Q. Why does a Yugo have a radio?
A. To keep you entertained while you wait for a tow truck
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!***
They made a "Barbie" Yugo. It comes with handholds on the back so Ken can push Barbie around.
I saw a Yugo tow truck yesterday. It was pulling a Power Wheels Toy Jeep
Another Yugo feature was easily removable front passenger and rear seats. Because no one wants to ride with you in that thing anyway!
Yugos in 1990 and 1991 were available with an automatic transmission (seriously). This was a beneficial feature, because you could simply put the transmission in gear, which stalled the engine automatically, saving you from having use the clutch.
They were going to offer a 4-door hatchback Yugo. And call it the Wego.***
I was trying to get more performace out of my Yugo. So I decided to follow in the footsteps of the Honda tuners and do an engine swap. But the gerbil kept trying to crawl up the tailpipe instead of going under the hood. The hamster just sighed and shook his head.
Yesterday my Yugo overheated. I had to walk eight miles to the veterinarian to have the hamster taken out of shock.
Yugos came with a 12 month, 12,000 mile warranty. The warranty included a pedometer for you to wear to count the miles you pushed it, as well.
They offered a sport model of the Yugo, the GVX. It had ground effects, a spoiler, alloy wheels, and upgraded trim inside and out. This was to allow you to look "cool" as you waited on the side of the road for a tow truck.
Want to get more performance out of a Yugo? Have four people push instead of three.
I saw an almost running Yugo today. Car was going downhill, and the guys pushing it from behind were almost running to keep up with it.
Did you hear about the factory recall on all Yugos ever produced? Seems the manufacturer forgot to install the lawnmower blade underneath the engine.
Did you hear about the factory recall on some Yugos? Yugo America found out some of the cars were running and driving under their own power and that just couldn't be right.
They had Yugos with air conditioning. It wasn't even an extra cost option, in fact you got a credit for it. They just didn't put any glass in it.
When Car & Driver tested the new 1986 Yugo, they were very impressed with the acceleration. 0-60? Same day!
I ran over an old lady with my Yugo the other day. Don't worry though, she's fine. The car's totaled, though.***
Some used car dealers roll back the miles on the odometer to make a car seem worth more money. With a Yugo, they add miles to try and convince you it really will go that far!***
"Optimist" defined: A Yugo owner with a radar detector***
*** - found on the Internet, the others I made up in the 45 minutes following seeing the damn thing.
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Tim P
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Re: Yugo jokes
They can be classified as Air craft and Water craft just take one over the Mackainaw Bridge on a windy day. 
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