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Thanks for posting these. I needed those giggles.

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I will get you the translations later... I dont have the dvd with me. but in the meantime, some adlibs...

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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

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"yup, we know what we are doing, yessirree!"

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poor Finch. He already has a headache, and the film just started!


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"...that's the government's job."

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"get me two espressos and three coffees from downstairs, and its time for Deitrich to have his tea."
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"there were Fingermen, and I got a little scared and went home."
when in doubt, make something up that sounds good.

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"Whadya mean? Laser Lass is bangin'!"

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(softly) "Gotcha"
you can tell Finch is already an acid-head...

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mixing our metaphors, are we?

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"Show me some ID or I'll have Storm Saxon on your ass!"
Fred is losing his grip on reality.

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"Get out of the way!"
there is that noble chinese devotion to progress...



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quote:

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"get me two espressos and three coffees from downstairs, and its time for Deitrich to have his tea."
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Well, Gordon is gay... emoticon

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I can't see the image! Can somebody write out the subtitle?

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The last one? That's the scene where Patricia tells Evey that Gordon wants his tea. The subtitle is:

"Send to my upstairs as soon as possible at full ****."

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On a similar note to this, I was just giggling at something else in the Languages feature. I don't know if the versions from other countries have this, but on mine there's an option for English Audio Descriptive Service.

For those who haven't come across this before, it's for blind or partially sighted people, and consists of a voice-over which gives descriptions of on-screen actions.

It shouldn't be funny. The descriptions are functional. But...there's this very posh, po-faced male voice speaking over certain scenes, saying things like this:

"He slices the badge from the man's hand, and punches him against a wall, then cuts another man's gun from his hand and slices his belt so his trousers fall down..."

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oh, I want more of this, please!. emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
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Oh, you'll get it. Later on tonight I'm going to watch another scene with the description on. Specifically, I want to know what our narrator has to say about Gordon's erotica emoticon

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I'm not sure if my V4V DVD has it, but I know my Moulin Rouge had this feature. I thought it was a very interesting feature to click.

Oooops....you might need subtitles for this....(click from Chinese to English)....


No sure V4V rear Moulin Powder feather. Like to punch.

Aiiieeeee....need titties....(punch snakes on a plane)


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