See, it should be illegal to dye your hair blonde (and hers was - no one is that platinum a blonde naturally), because those idiots are the reason we natural blondes have to put up with dumb blonde jokes. I blame it on peroxide poisoning, myself.
*kicks Firefox for not knowing that "blonde" is a valid spelling when one is referring to a female* (Ironically, I had the opposite problem at writers' group Tuesday night; I'd described a boy in my story as "blond" and was told - incorrectly - that it should have an E at the end. )
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