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Jeb AND George Bush's Families of SCANDAL
Except to note that all of Jeb Bush's children were adopted, and that the author of the articles provides factual documentation in support of his assertions, I submit these without comment, just as they appear at the linked sources.
Joseph
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http://www.pigdog.org/auto/Bush_Family_Hi_Jinx/link/2429.html
Jeb Bush's Family of Scandal
2002-01-31 17:58:34
By El Destino
All three of Florida Governor Jeb Bush's children, Noelle, Jeb Junior, and George P. Bush, have appeared in Florida police reports.
We all know about Noelle Bush, who called a Tallahassee Walgreen's Tuesday pretending to be doctor "Noelle SCIDMORE." The 24-year-old was eventually led off in handcuffs for attempting to illegally purchase a controlled substance.
But if you prefer sex scandals instead of drug scandals, you'll be rooting for her brother Jeb Bush Jr. A little over a year ago two security officers at the Tallahassee Mall found him parked in a blue Jeep Cherokee with an underaged female. Both Jeb and the teenaged girl were naked from the waist down -- and according to the police report, the two were apparently caught in the act of making sweet monkey love.
A historical footnote. The sexual position Jeb had chosen for his illicit love-making session was "The Black Bee." A kama sutra web site offers this vivid description of the female-dominant position.
"Offering her your belly like the wolf, you surrender. She mounts you, she is going to tame you. No use trying to resist. Her arrogant breasts, her flat belly, her strong and muscled thighs, her greedy mouth are so many weapons...."
The site also offers a helpful animated Gif
Sexual frustration appears to be a factor in another police report filed on the brother of Noelle and Jeb Junior. George P. Bush broke into the bedroom window of a former girlfriend, and though he eventually fled the scene, he later returned to drive his Ford Explorer across the family's lawn.
If you want to get all serious about the recent arrest of Noelle, you can make a political issue out of the way daddy Jeb Bush let Florida cut funding for drug treatment programs for prisoners and probationers. You can accuse mother Columba Bush of knee-jerk hypocrisy for lecturing the press -- less than three months ago -- that it is the duty of parents and adults to teach youths to avoid drugs. And most of all, you can criticize the Florida governor for advocating simplistic solutions to complex issues. I mean, at a recent photo-op the governor was heard gloating while boats seized in a cocaine shipment were sunk. "Is there going to be an explosion? C’mon, how about a big one...? Whooa...! You see the fire come out of that stack...? That’s cool!"
But why not enjoy it for what it is? The Bush family scandals give comfort to every Pigdog-loving proponent of sex, drugs, and malicious acts of petty violence. On the one hand they're just the embarrassing antics of out-of-control rich kids. But on the other hand they give the lie to conservatives' self-annointed moral superiority. Pigdog Journal has already initiated ongoing coverage for the drunken antics of cousins Jenna and Barbara.
And now the American electorate can play along at home. Bring up the family photo from daddy Jeb Bush's official web site, and then try to tick off the crime spree each Bush offspring is accused of committing. Don't forget -- Noelle has also gotten seven speeding tickets, committed five other traffic violations, and been involved in three car accidents, according to the Orlando Sentinel. Oh, and Aunt Laura killed a 17-year-old when she ran a stop sign.
Maybe in 2004, we can elect Caligula.
http://www.pigdog.org/categories/Bush_Family_Hi_Jinx.html
George Jr. and Jeb Bush Family Hijinx
Jenna! Babs! As the American electorate proudly clamors about liquor, lesbianism, and some wild Hollywood parties -- Pigdog Journal is there!
Pigdog Journal Articles
2002-06-29 Drunken lesbian erotic incest? Or just another fun night with the Bush daughters....
2002-02-01 Noelle Snatched Underwear?
2002-01-31 Jeb Bush's Family of Scandal
2001-09-06 Jenna Bush gets high, pierces clitoris
2001-08-19 Jenna's Sordid L.A. Summer
2001-08-06 Jenna Bush, Super Lesbian
2001-08-01 Jenna Bush Loves Naked Lesbian Strippers
2001-03-07 George's Wild Daughter
2001-01-11 New Bush sex scandal
2000-11-17 Bush Son Naked with a Minor
Offsite Links
NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.
2002-08-15 George W. Bush's Wish List
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2002-07-20 Noelle Bush Can't Stop Popping Pills!
-- Baron Earl
2002-06-13 What Happened at Emma E. Booker School on the Morning of September 11th?
-- Baron Earl
2001-11-23 George W. Bush blew up frogs
-- El Destino
2001-10-22 Presidental Review on Terrorism Begins Today
-- JRoyale
2001-08-08 Laura Bush runs stop sign, kills 17-year-old
-- El Destino
2001-08-06 Jenna Bush in Hustler?
-- El Destino
2001-07-11 George W. Bush hates you
-- El Destino
2001-03-07 Jeb Bush's son breaks into house, vandalizes lawn with car
-- El Destino
2001-03-07 Bush slags non-drinkers in wedding footage
Bush slags non-drinkers in wedding footage -- El Destino
2001-01-26 Bush disrobes his daughter?
-- El Destino
2000-12-02 Is Jeb Bush humping Kathleen Harris?
-- El Destino
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Re: Jeb AND George Bush's Families of SCANDAL
Joseph,
I spent half of my lunch break reading through a lot of the stuff there.
No wonder all of the Bushes have the family-values of "white trash" and none of them see anything wrong with CPS and adoptions agencies!
The scary thing is that some of those screwed-up kids will also end up as corrupt politicians, since that's the line of business their fathers are in.
I still can't get over GWB taking his twins on T-V with him, and them being treated like celebrities, as if they were pillars of their community and moral examples worth following. They make Paris Hilton look like Mother Theresa by comparison. 
As for Jeb's family, I think they're about the same as any mixed-gender Group Home as you've described them, since those adoptees didn't have to go to strangers for their partying and their "parents" didn't seem to know or care what they were doing among themselves. But, as you've pointed out, the 2000 Census counted families like Jeb's among the -24 percent of "traditional" households that are left in America, since adopted kids were considered the same as biological kids. Sad state of affairs.
A/G
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Let's face it, Aaron,
If many more people knew the truths about the Bushes' private lives, that would be the strongest argument against the Child Protection/Adoptions system as it operates.
The Bush parents are to children as camels are to swimmers.
The horrible thing is that they think they're right. They probably also think that their kids and grandkids are "happy".
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