Owl
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Poor Joe
Poor Joe
>The doctor said, "Joe, I've good news and bad news regarding your
>headaches. The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is
that
>it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes
>your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one
hell of
>a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the
testicles
>Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.
>He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital,
he
>was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt
like he
>was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the
street, he
>realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
>beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and
thought,
>"That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the
>salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly
and
>said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did
you
>know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on
the
>suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the
salesman
>asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The
salesman
eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was
surprised, that's right, how did you know?" "I've Been in business 60
years?. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe
thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see...
size
36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you there; I've worn a size 34 since I
was
18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.
A
size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and
give you one hell of a headache."
>New suit - $400
>New shirt - $36
>New underwear - $6
>Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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11/7/2005, 4:15 pm
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