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Owl
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CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health.
 
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans and Canadians

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans and Canadians

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans and Canadians

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans and Canadians

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans and Canadians

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

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