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Muscle Control
A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscle Contractions" to first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably drinking beer at the bar with his friends"
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11/4/2005, 10:58 am
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Re: Muscle Control
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly
the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her
throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding
Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ...44 magnum
and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me,
just like it says in the book."
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11/4/2005, 11:33 am
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Re: Muscle Control
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things
that are important to each other."
He addressed the man,
"Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
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11/4/2005, 9:04 pm
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