Owl
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Robotics
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared ****tail, and then asks
him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversationabout global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality,biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves himthe perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football,NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns,and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to givethe robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says... real slowly...
"So............... ya gonna vote for the Liberals again?"
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12/13/2005, 4:08 am
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