Joseph Sarandos
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The FUNNIEST Lawyer-joke in ages!
A lawyer parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came along too close and ripped the door off.
More than a little distraught, the lawyer grabbed his $600 cellphone and called the police.
Five minutes later, a policeman arrived. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically;
"My Porsche, my beautiful new Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it takes in the body-shop or what parts they change, it'll never be the same again!"
After the lawyer finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust, saying; "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are. You are so focused on your expensive possessions that you hardly notice anything else in your lives."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snapped the lawyer.
The policeman replied; "Didn't you realize that your left arm was torn off along with the door of your car?"
The lawyer looked down in absolute horror, and yelled at the top of his voice; "WHERE’S MY ROLEX?"
(I "American-ized" this from a post by wali in Pravdaboard. JS)
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1/14/2006, 8:40 am
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